by Dan Bogey
It was a teenage wedding And the old folks shook their heads They’re just kids They don’t know what A commitment marriage is It won’t last past fall It was a September divorce The judge gave her everything Since she paid all the bills He pleaded for the TV Only until the Series was over The Sox were in it this year In spite of all the hurt She was still in love She never saw that TV again This year the Sox were out of the playoffs But he’ll be in front of a different TV Contemplating other types of wins and losses